Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Introducing the first Bash Brother - Ralph

Let me introduce to you...2007 Cubs Camp Alumni...Ralph or "Ralphie".
All "pro" ball players get a nickname. Number #59

Ralph took one for the team...he "slid" head first...for apparently no reason at all...to score a run.
He invented what is now called the "Murnyak Strain". Ralph likes to shave his chest and hold onto ice bags. He's my hero because he's got Cubs season tickets behind the Visitor's dugout at Wrigley Field. Plus....he's a pretty nice guy. My only suggestion is if you are to ever meet Ralphie and he offers to show you the "Murnyak Strain", that you decline.


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