Showing posts with label Baseball Fantasy Camps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Baseball Fantasy Camps. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

YES WE CAN!!

They said....
There would never be a Black man in the
White House.
My Congrats and Props go out to Obama.
This country needed a change.


Should be the motto for the Cubs 2009 Season.

There is another camp with the Minnesota Twins.
For $3295....Not $3995 you can play with the
Twins in Florida next January and play at
the Metrodome on the last game of the season
before the dome gets torn down.

If a brother gets into the White House....Does that mean
we may have a Cubs World Series in our lifetime?

THERE WILL BE CHANGES!!

Questions to ponder....
  • Will the White House have to change in name?

  • The puppy that that Obama's girls requested be a Pit Bull?
  • Will Oprah ever stop crying?
  • Will Obama's win reduce racism?
    Will sales of Ebony Magazine increase?

    Big Day for Jesse!


    The dope that is in there now hurt my
    chances to make 2009 camp.

    Good Riddance and Good Bye!
AND THESE GUYS WEREN'T FRIENDS?
BUSH IS WHISPERING TO JOHN THAT HE WANTS TO
HUG HIM FROM BEHIND.
NICE VOTING AMERICA!
TIME TO COUNT DOWN
W'S LAST DAYS!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Cheerleader Sherm!

Click on the Right side on Sherm's Blog.
Turn's out the Fish are going to add cheerleaders!

Except they will be male!
Isn't that Special!
What's wrong with this picture??
The only thing that I can see is that it's
not Sherm and theirs NO Cubs tattoo on this jamoke!
My next survey....Should Sherm be the FIRST CUBS cheerleader!
Go Sherm! Go Sherm! It's your Birthday! Go Sherm!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Hey Groovy Guys and Crazy Chics!

God Bless Sherm and Hollywood Mark!
You could spend $8000 and play with Slash
at the Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp
- OR -

Join us at the Fantasy Camp Wood Bat Tournament
Gotta get the word Bat in there...
for $730 dollars!!

Ten on the Roster with THREE - Count em -
THREE spots left.
All by word of mouth!
Your going to miss out!!!
And Finally - Looks like Mr Family Jewels
may have gotten himself in a little hot water
with his lovely lady, Shannon Tweed.
Is this a Kodak moment!?
http://www.genessecret.com
All I can say is nice T-shirt. Kinda looks like Sherm!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Wine! Whine! Whine! Wine!


I appreciate the love for my blog. There is no doubt
I need to update the camp news.
Plus I have sped up the download since some
technology whizzes out there still use dial up modems.

Plans changed and I made it into LAX....and I'm sitting in
the American Airlines club updating the blog and working
on the camp news. Better late than never!

Word is buzzing on the blog...and I don't want to lose the
fandom and interest.
Single Game Cubs tickets go on sale Feb 22nd! It's getting close boys and girls. And the 2008 season will give Sherm something to rant and rave about.Actually watched the movie Fever Pitch on the way to
LA LA Land. Good baseball and chick flick.
Interesting thing is that the Red Sox won the
World Series the year the movie was filmed.
Maybe it's time to film a movie about the
Cubs and Wrigley.
It's 100 hundred years this year.
Time to squish the past.....
Something for Sherm to banter about.
Bartman did get in the way!
I stand corrected.
The torch is passed to Sherm.....

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

HAPPY 2008!!

Pahdow! It's here.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!!
Spring Training is right around
the corner...or at least down the hall
and around the corner.
I really felt for Dick Clark...
Best to Dick in 2008!
I wonder how many revelers will wake up
on New Year's Day and feel like this pumpkin.

Much to look forward to in 2008!

AN ELECTION YEAR.
Who will be our next President?!
Will it be Billary?

Other 2008 Events....
Will our North Side boys in Blue take it to the next level?
Did you miss them? They're back!!!
Coming to a city near you!
Will the real Ashlee Simpson please stand up!
C'mon Dave - Give your hairdresser a break.

The 2008 Cubs Convention is less than three
weeks away. Stalk your favorite Cub at the
Hilton on South Michigan Ave
Cubs Opening Day is in ninety days,
the Cubs will be beating...I mean
meeting the White Sox for the Cross town
rivalry this summer!

Out with the Old and in with the New!
Don't forget to "Rake" in 08! ;)

Monday, December 31, 2007

Father Time - End of 2007!

GOOD BYE- GOOD NIGHT AND
GOOD RIDDANCE 2007!!

It's almost over! Time to kick father time
and 2007 to the curb.
For me personally, 2007 has had it's moments. The
toughest year that I have ever experienced and
some of the most fun times that I ever had. I've lost many friends
this year and have experienced other's losses. Who would have
thought, returning from the 2007 Cubs Camp with some
incredible relationships and one of the coolest experiences
would set me up for the challenge of a lifetime.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
May 2008 be the best year ever for you and your family.
No Matter what Letter you choose....have fun and be Smart!
Ad from 1937!

Three Weeks and Counting!
My health is excellent, attitude is fine.
I'm off to my second Randy Hundley's Cubs Camp '08 and will
look forward to the experience and new friendships.

May 2008 bless you with great experiences, rewarding times,
good friends, success and fortune.

Thank you for your support, friendship and
reading my Cubs Bash Brothers Blog!

Smitty - #34
"Every day on Earth is a Good Day!"
better than the alternative.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Another Bash Brother Alumni Introduction - Dr Mike aka Dr "Raker"

Intro to Dr DeCarlo - DeCarlo brother #2
aka as "Dr Raker".
More on this later.....

Dr Raker is an optometrist. For those of you who have no idea
what an optometrist is and does.....?
He's an Eye Doctor!

A respectable profession. All three of the DeCarlo's work in a
respectableprofession. Then again...maybe it's only one!?!


Dr Raker is a top notch ball player and individual.
When I first met him he offered to give me a free eye exam.
Thank god he's not a proctologist.
He carries this chart around with him wherever he goes. I was
told that SHERM did not know how to pronounce the top line.
Just remember to always cover or close one eye
when your having your eyes checked.

Doctor Rake likes to talk with words that have a connotation to his profession.
Such as....

  • Here's looking at you kid!
  • What are you blind or something?
  • He would scream and then yell "Made you look!"
  • I'll keep an eye out for you
The reason why he is known as Doctor Raker? Some people
originally
thought that he enjoyed various "honey-do's" around the house.
Such as the picture below.
The truth to the story is that Dr DeCarlo became Doctor Raker
by hitting well off a pitching machine at the 2007 Cubs Camp.
"He Raked off the machine"
Alleged picture of Doc Rake talking to the neighborhood kids
on how they can be just like him when they grow up.

Dr Rake had an inside the park home run at Cubs Fantasy
Camp. After his game winning hit, all future bats he was heard
to say..."There's no need to fear - Dr Raker is here"


DR RAKER (i.e Rake) AT THE PLATE

It was rather interesting to watch Dr Raker get ready for
our daily games. He would go into a ZEN LIKE trance and chant.
Dr Raker became the self imposed expert on how to hit off
a pitching machine. The picture below is of Dr Raker analyzing
a hitand what the batter did wrong for Rick Sutcliffe, Future
Hall of Famer Lee Arthur Smith, and Hall of Famer - Billy Williams.
The former Cubs were heard to
exclaim,"What's the matter with you? - You need your eyes checked!"

"Can you guys read the print on the ball? I can!"...Dr Raker

In Conclusion, Dr. Raker was signed up for the 2008 Randy Hundley Cubs Fantasy Camp. He bailed at the last minute....his excuse was that he found a faster way to become an expert at "Raking" and will show everybody his skills at the 2009 Cubs camp with all of the DeCarlo brothers.

Picture of Dr Raker working on his skills for Cubs Camp 2009.....!