Let's get Some Runs!

Can you hear it!?!
We need to get our bats steamin' again.
The 2nd worst team in the Majors
and we end up with a Goose egg.
Who's your underdog!
Bring in Sherm...he can hit better than
they did Sunday.
Have you noticed how the Cubs have a crummy
summer schedule at home in May, June and July?BAM! POW! ZOWEE!
Holy Right Hook!
One weekend game in the month of June and
it's against the Sox!
Wonder what festivities we will see.
Could be the teams in the World Series!
That would make the 100 year wait worth it.

Was up!?!

Cubs need to start scoring again. The bats went silent.
Even Joe Pepitone agrees...

I know you want to read it!
Good things come to those who wait.

BLOG BITCHIN- REMEMBER WHEN?

OFFICIAL CUBS PROGRAMS WERE
25 CENTS?!?
AND....
PLAYERS ACTUALLY SIGNED THEM!

WE ARE HOLDING OUR OWN!
OFF TO COLORADO!
LET'S HOPE THE THINNESS OF
AIR DOES NOT CASE THE CUBS PROBLEMS.
I HEAR FARTS LINGER LONGER IN DENVER!

AND THE CUBS MAY GET A CHANCE TO SEE
SCOTT PODSEDNIK IN ACTION!
THE ROCKIES ARE USING HIM AS A
PINCH HITTER AND UTILITY PLAYER.
THAT BLOWS!
ANYONE INTERESTED IN CUBS TICKETS
FOR MAY 31ST. THE WINNING KEEPS UP
AND I MAY BE ABLE TO MAKE $8k...
WHCIH IS WHAT IT TAKES FOR BADMOJO
TO BIG DOG IT!

STOP THE SEASON!

The Boys in Blue are in
FIRST PLACE after sweeping the
Pirates!
Question of the day...
What was up with Fontenot's base running on Sunday?
Must have learned his skills from a
Fantasy Camper.
Click on the link to see for yourself
http://kencarl.smugmug.com/gallery/4311060_nsFyt#252715349_U4NGc

Only Sherm knows for sure....
Get your Cubs tickets while you can.
Looks like they may be the HOT ticket in town!

UPDATE TODAY

Cubs are in Second!
Winning Tues and Weds!
Sori has an Owie!
And it's not the Murnyak Strain.
Dempster is on a Roll!
Kudos to Zambrano....He's Hungry.

Cardinals? Where did they come from?Okay...Bitch Time!
What is with this Soriano hop?
STUPID! I play outfield and I don't
hop like some rabbit.
Did he forget his running stunt from last year?
Save the hop for the real rabbit.

Day in the Life of Lou!

As Sherm mentioned in his Blog...
Lou said "Winning Ugly is better than winning pretty!"

Not from what I found out about Lou!
What does Lou do...thats funny...Lou Do...more on the
Lou Do!

Lou starts out his day by kissing his wife Goodbye
before he heads to the office.

Ole Lou arrives to the "Office"
Wrigley Field and realizes he forgot to shave.
What does Louie do next!
It's time for a new Lou DO and a ShaveNext on the Agenda!
Back to the office and Lou finds out that
beer sales ended during the 7th inning.
What does Lou DO!?
He makes sure that he's seen and heard
and instigates the crowd into a frenzy.
That is what Lou Does...!!!!!
Then it's back to home for some "Honey Do's
instead of some "Lou Do's"
Gotta Love Lou!
Go Cubs!

And.....the Season started, April Fools Day is Over, and....!!?!

First of all...Yeah...Whatever. I'm back
Second...my bud Greg Porter.
Sent down to Triple AAA Yankees.
Had a great spring considering the pressure
of a Rookie baseball "Rock Star"

Sitting in the 'burbs of Chicago waiting to get my
'07 taxes done. By the way a plug for
Barrington Financial Services.
You don't have a great tax and financial adviser...
Have I got the guy for you!
WAIT! Lo' and behold the Cubs come back to
beat the 'Stroholes 9-7.
Check Sherm's blog out for more happy whining!

Vent time! What is gong on with the gas prices!
$3.57 in Chicago...$3.16 in Texas where we make
the damn stuff!
This is what my piggy bank looks like!
I'm supposed to have $$ in here.
I was asked by my Financial Adviser if
I was going to take out an equity loan
for Gas!

And your wondering what is happening to all the $$
all these Sheik's are making?
They don't need butt wipers!
Or a Gold plated Toilet...

No! How about an Audi built in Silver.
Bend Over - I'll Drive!

Brewers played the Cubs this week!

Good to see the Brewers cheerleaders were
out in full force.

Meet my last 90 days....

Forget the Lemons!
Anyone care to join me?

As my Grandmother used to say....

Thanks for missing me!